My Guide Website?
All they had to do was crack the gate open and is 'stage gone bad' behavior. Sneaky links are extreme. Vaxxed and waxed. Hot gyal summer. Somebody's son whining at somebody's wife. Not daughter. That sounds suspect. But we're outside!
This is NOT a vacation. We repeat. NOT A VACATION. Tulum will owe us nothing after this.
Fly in on September 3rd. Fuk up d place. Fly out September 7th.
This lineup is worthy of outside re-opening. Did we go a little overboard? Probably. But we'll cross that bridge in a couple of years.
What's included
- 4 Nights 5 days at ALOFT TULUM
- All Breakfast included.
- 2 dinners. (Fri & Mon)
- 2 lunches. (Sat & Sun)
- SSA swag bag.
- 5 events*
- Touchdown
- SSA cruise
- Takeover
- Roadness
- Silent Garden
- Snaxx Monday-wear options available**
- Curated food experience
- Discounted tours and excursions.**
- Group Airport transfers to and from CUN.
* Subject to change.
** Subject to charge.
What's not included
- ANYTHING NOT LISTED
- Travel insurance
- Personal expenses
- Tours and excursions
- Meals not listed
- Flights to and from CUN
- Visa or Passport fees
- Unscheduled Transportation